The Goal

Make sliceable, crisp-able gyro meat with that tight, shop-style texture—using a rolling pin + parchment paper method that compresses the meat like a rotisserie cone (without special gear).

Why the Parchment Roll Works

Rolling the seasoned meat into a tight parchment “log” does three important things:

  • Compression: removes air pockets so it doesn’t crumble like meatloaf.
  • Binding: encourages protein extraction (myosin) so it slices cleanly.
  • Even cooking: a uniform thickness cooks predictably.

Ingredients

Meat

  • 1 lb ground lamb (or 50/50 lamb + beef)
  • 1 tsp kosher salt
  • 1 tsp ground cumin
  • 1 tsp ground coriander
  • 1 tsp paprika
  • 1/2 tsp dried oregano
  • 1/2 tsp black pepper
  • 1/4 tsp cinnamon (subtle, but authentic)
  • 1/4 tsp nutmeg (optional)

Aromatics

  • 1 small onion, grated
  • 2–3 cloves garlic, minced or pasted

Important: After grating the onion, squeeze it hard in a towel/paper towels. Too much onion water = soft, steamy texture.

The “Food Processor” Step (and Easy Alternatives)

A food processor is popular because it quickly turns the mixture into a sticky, smooth paste—that stickiness is the texture secret.

No processor? Use one of these:

Stand Mixer (Best Substitute)

  • Use the paddle attachment.
  • Mix on medium for 3–5 minutes.
  • Stop when the meat looks glossy and tacky and pulls in slightly stringy strands.

Hand Mixing + “Slap” Method (Very Good)

  • Mix until combined, then repeatedly lift and slam the meat back into the bowl.
  • Do 50–100 slaps until it becomes tacky and cohesive.

Knife-Chop Method (Good If You Work It)

  • After onion is squeezed dry, pile everything on a board.
  • Chop and smear with a chef’s knife for 2–3 minutes, then knead in a bowl until sticky.

Extra Binding Helpers (Optional)

If you’re hand-mixing and want a little extra insurance:

  • 1–2 Tbsp olive oil (helps emulsify)
  • 1 Tbsp ice-cold water added gradually while mixing

Rolling Pin + Parchment Method

1) Roll It Flat

  1. Lay down an ~18” sheet of parchment.
  2. Put meat in the center.
  3. Cover with a second parchment sheet.
  4. Use a rolling pin to flatten into a rectangle about:
    • 3/4” thick
    • roughly 8” × 10”

2) Roll It Tight

  1. Peel off the top parchment.
  2. Use the bottom parchment to roll it up like a jelly roll.
  3. Twist the ends hard, like a candy wrapper, to compress the log.

3) Chill

Chill at least 1 hour (overnight is best).
Cold meat = firmer structure = cleaner slicing.

Bake

  • Oven: 350°F (175°C)
  • Place the wrapped log on a rimmed sheet pan.
  • Bake 35–40 minutes until the center reaches 160°F.

Optional compression: Set a second sheet pan on top of the log while baking (or for the last half of the bake) to increase density.

Cooling & Slicing: “Against the Grain” Explained

You’re right: gyro doesn’t have a natural “grain” like steak.

In gyro, the “grain” people refer to is created by rolling and compression—proteins align mostly along the length of the log. So the correct instruction is:

Slice thin across the log (perpendicular to its length).

How to slice

  1. Rest the cooked log 15 minutes.
  2. For ultra-thin slices, chill it 20–30 minutes first.
  3. Slice crosswise into 1/16”–1/8” pieces.
LOG DIRECTION  ─────────────►
SLICE CUTS     | | | | | |

Crisping Like a Shop

To get those browned gyro edges:

  • Heat a skillet very hot.
  • Add slices dry (no oil), or just a tiny smear of oil.
  • Cook 45–90 seconds per side until edges brown and slightly curl.

Serving

  • Warm pita
  • Tomato + onion
  • Tzatziki (yogurt + cucumber + garlic + dill + lemon + olive oil)
  • Optional: fries inside the sandwich (Greek-style)

Quick Troubleshooting

  • Crumbly slices: not mixed enough / not compressed enough / not chilled long enough.
  • Rubbery “hot-dog” bite: slices too thick, or you sliced lengthwise instead of crosswise.
  • Soft/steamy texture: onion not squeezed dry, or log not compressed.

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